How exactly is the order for search results on amazon determined?

I looked up what German amazons spits out for "homosexuality", and the first hit is this pile of pus, "Selftherapy of homosexuality".

Angry Bernie is angry.

A quick note about amazonfail:

I admit that I use it regularly because I'm lazy and they get me DVDs and books and whatnot usually within a week.
Now, I couldn't cancel my latest order in time, but it is funny how my latest order included Beautiful Thing and Head On (the Australian movie about a gay Greek-Australian, not the

Oh, Sweden.

Oh, Iowa.

Don't forget about Sweden.

Ahahahaha - Norwegians and Californians, expect the swarm of fire and locusts from the sky any day now!

DOOM IS UPON US!

Well, the Norwegians are off the hook until 2009, but still.

Yeah, to give you something that doesn't revolve around Sailor for once, let me tell you this: I came out to one of our French teacher. No, this is not a big I'm-here-blah-blah-kinda announcement of Grand Gravety; it was more or less my excuse not to appear in a little sketch she has planned for some Franco-German friendship celebration day where ( Read more... )

(I kid, I kid!)
Well, I lied.

Enjoy the gay version of the new Sim Woohoo Project!

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...nah, "Marry me in Canada*?" still has a better ring to it.
Besides, constitutional amendment in 10, 9...
Pessimism huzzah?

*But not in Alberta.
Because... freakin' Alberta.

Yes, I went for the alliteration on purpose.

Overall, it was fun, despite the off-again, on-again rain (a big advantage of my new hair (yes, I enjoy showing off that very, very silly pic) is that they are almost water-repellant; or at least, dry withing fifteen minutes ( Read more... )